Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

There are no facts, only interpretations. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)